"Never again shall you thirst, for I am come to wet your mouth with wine and water, to quench your thirst with kisses. Words of Love from my own lips will serve as your oasis, and you shall never want for drink again."
like I don’t ACTUALLY think misha’s production company will be able to produce anything supernatural-related because copyright, distribution, blah blah blah. but if tsa america taught me anything, I wouldn’t put it past him to produce something with the names/faces/settings changed with JUST enough plausible deniability to get away with it and that both compels and terrifies me.
in my head I can already picture the worst-case scenario which is a twist & shout-style period gay drama that sets lgbt rights back ten years and somehow gets an oscar nom
i could literally write essays about how 15x07 clearly is shitting on the finale especially when it talks about how dean deserves to retire and form his own life….but THIS? is the funniest part. yet another satirical installment of #allcarsgotoheavennatural
People who are not intimately familiar with Supernatural don’t realize that you cannot come up with an original mockery of Supernatural. Supernatural did it first
who the fuck started this ‘prev tags’ nonsense. is that the work of those twitter kids that allegedly migrated here. stop that. if yall want people to see someone else’s tags just copy and paste or screenshot add them in a comment on the reblog like god intended
Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now
Yes
Bonus
I’m screaming
listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but
DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????
LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS
DID Y”ALL MISS THIS
AND THIS
AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???
oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic
in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley
I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure
she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince
also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?
I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.
When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me.
My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.
I know at this point this is basically a highlights reel of Keira Knightley’s whole filmography, but I present for your sword & sandals consideration, Keira as Celtic Guinevere in “King Arthur” (2004):
This post gets better every time I see it
STOP,IMALREADYGAY!
Yeah but also, like… this is a multifaceted issue. And she’s all of the facets.
I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more
for context reasons, this is how a gif I used in a recent gifset looks like without any adjustments/coloring whatsoever:
and here it is afterwards:
I truly don’t think people realize how dingy and dark most movies and tv shows actually are so they can’t appreciate the work and skill it takes to make gifs look the way your brain “remembers” it looking.
Another before and after example:
This gif needed 6 different adjustment layers, not including the sharpening process, which is its own separate challenge. The blue window was also changed to green to keep the palette more consistent and to reduce the range of colors needed, because a wider range of colors generally results in worse gif quality since gifs only support a max of 256 (compared to the millions your monitor can display).
i think that instead of dean outright just asking cas if he meant his confession Romantically he’d just continuously try and pigeonhole the both of them into Prime Kissing Scenarios just to see if cas would. because, Okay, maybe cas didnt kiss him in the dungeon because of the Everything that was going on, but maybe, just maybe, now that he’s back, and theyre safe- he Would? he doesnt even think about if he WANTS cas to feel that way Romantically towards him, he just wants to give cas a chance, because maybe he didnt have enough time, then, but now- now he could kiss dean, and dean would let him. he’d let him. and it’d confirm to him that the confession WAS romantic, that cas is in fact, IN love with him- and he’d. he’d figure out the rest after. but for now, he picks more romantic movies during movie nights, he brings cas to low-lit bars and fancier, candle-lit restaurants. he slings an arm over his shoulder while theyre walking and he walks cas to his room every night. he lets his eyes wander downward, to cas’ lips, all the while willing cas to just fucking- grab him. and kiss him. to put him- to put the BOTH of them- out of their misery. i think cas would see dean doing all of This and think that dean’s just doing it out of obligation, because he THINKS that he needs to spend more time with cas- or give him more hugs- or cook him breakfast- because he feels indebted to him, because of COURSE the confession is a burden to him, no matter how many smiles or dinners he cooks for cas. i think that dean would definitely be nonstop fantasizing about cas kissing him- hard and slow, gentle and fast- at the kitchen table, on the couch, in the impala, right outside the diner. he’d think, Now. He’s gonna kiss me now. and he’d hold his breath, like he always does, and tries not to feel- disappointed? upset? when cas never does, when cas doesnt close the gap between them. he’s just- he’s just tryin’ to be a good friend, all right? he’s tryin’ to give his buddy an in. and cas is making it harder than it should be. i think eventually dean gets himself SO riled up that he just fucking kisses cas in the bunker’s hallway. i think sam moves out to eileen’s place by week 2 because he does NOT want to witness this.
do you think Misha sends Jensen videos or facetimes him when he’s running (and sweaty and sometimes his shirt is off) so now Jensen sends him videos of him working out in cut off tees (also sweaty and maybe sometimes with no shirt)
i wish we got to know more about eileen than her Tragic Backstory :/
you want something done right you gotta do it urself. her favorite snack food is cheetos, when she was six she had a beloved purple butterfly hairclip, she likes to do origami, she’s really bad at making toast, she ran away from a lot of foster homes, she loves the smell of lavender. she can open a beer with her teeth and she’s never lost a game of jenga. she likes to lay in the grass on a sunny day but not for very long because she has a grass allergy. she won the spelling bee in 7th grade.
More evidence that the SPN writers didn’t really inhabit or get invested in or understand the universe they were building? All of the jokes about Dean getting old. Like the second Jensen Ackles wasn’t in “could semi-plausibly play a teenager or college student on a CW show” territory anymore they started writing all these jokes at Dean’s expense about aging and having him react with dismay.
But in the SPN world of hunters? Hell forget that, in the context of Dean’s life specifically? Growing old should be romanticized to hell and back! The idea of getting old enough to have wrinkles, gray hair? That should have been so romanticized and seen as such an achievement, like that should have been the kind of thing that makes people tear up a little bit, because it so rare to see that happen for hunters in general and it’s something that Dean specifically never thought he’d have.
i completely get the appeal of like immortal gay character sleeping with gay icons throughout history but like cas is the wrong character to do that with he’s a weirdo little shut in that they kept in a room for thousands of years and only let him read the bible and look at insects. you’re thinking of balthazar.
Chad Lindberg Adam Williams-esque twitter meltdown, former SPN writer Eric Charmelo liking Destiel wedding fanart, Danneel and Misha interacting with a destiel-related tweet posted by Architectural Digest, the anniversary of Stuck in the Middle (With You) and therefore the first time Cas said “I love you” to Dean, the spirit of Steve Yockey, tumblr users going into witness protection because their posts are being sent to celebrities on twitter, Stands referencing the time Misha accidentally shared a cockles post, saileen wedding plans for St. Patrick’s Day, deancas honeymoonposting, Jensen Ackles Botox bodyshaming accusations
