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ABOUT
Alex|20s|
INFJ. GISHWHES enthusiast. Jersey-born and Montreal-raised. Serial fanfic writer and lover of myth.

OTP: deancas

I track:
casthewise

colddwater:

honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.

3 weeks ago   ( 124703 )
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pantooute:

caroldanversenthusiast:

The cast of Cheaper By The Dozen made a video on TikTok and i’m literally sobbing

wow half of them look gay now

1 month ago   ( 30879 )
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nightwing1536:

captain-im-not-dead-yet:

credit goes to: tiktok account-@riskhappy, idk if she has a youtube channel or anything

anyway this is pretty funny so enjoy

I loved this

1 month ago   ( 72215 )
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runcibility:

slothful-rabbit:

I laughed so fucking hard at this

The thrilling and heartwarming sequel to “Harold, they’re lesbians”

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skiplo-wave:

katy-l-wood:

hollywoodlights:

KallMeKris has a whole series with these and other characters and it is GREAT.

“ There are no managers here”

GOT HER ASS

1 month ago   ( 38305 )
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disaster-magnet:

ms-andry:

What year is it??


ETA apparently she posted this less than an hour ago and also it’s her first tiktok

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shafangs:

toytulini:

polyesterlark:

whatsallthisnow:

lgbt-tiktoks:

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This is like the second time I’ve seen this video so I am once again asking

Can someone PLEASE type these captions out. The speed, font, and censorship makes this video’s captions impossible to read and tumblr’s video player makes it impossible to go frame by frame to take my time. This video is completely inaccessible to me.

“Theres this really interesting sentiment that’s like been building in a lot of online queer fandomy spaces, that coming out narratives are played out and it’s time for characters to just be queer. And I’m not mad at that conclusion, but I’d challenge the idea that the reason we’re sick of coming out narratives is because of like, market saturation. I honestly just think that fundamentally, the mythology of coming out is structurally unsound. Like, Hollywood constructs coming out as this grand assertion of a settled identity. And it makes sense because it’s easy, like, fictional shorthand - when a character can declare themselves to the world they’ve actualized, right? it’s just that queer identity is a lot more complicated than that, and in my experience, coming out is like, the overture of that identity, not the finale. And positioning it as The Climactic Thing is so weird! It’s like ending the movie when spiderman puts on that first shitty pyjama costume - like it captures the intent, but it misses all those clumsy experimentations with public versus private expression ams the weight of the cultural figure of the hero - and the agency spidey exerts over those forces in negotiating an authentic self. Queer coming of age is literally like, transgressive creation, you get to remake yourself in your own image! But these hollywood motherfuckers are like, ‘I think the most important and meaningful thing about this is that now you can tell the truth to me!’”

also ID of the reaction image: A black man sitting up in bed with a cup of tea [and one pinky up] staring at his phone with a slightly shocked but agreeing expression

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catasters:

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trisscar368:

flirtyjensen:

He did the thing!!!

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Transcript:

Hey heller friends, Bridget wanted me to say hi and to say, “still beautiful, still Dean winchester."  *coughs* Shit, my Cas voice is rusty.  I don’t know what-how Hogwart house Cas is in, I am – I know that I am a… flugmort.  I don’t even know the names of the Hogwarts houses, guys, this is not working for me.  What do I think Cas is up to now?  I think Cas is up there with his sleeves rolled up having a massive ping pong championship in heaven.  It’s ping pong everywhere, that’s all people do now, it’s like.. it’s like uh Forest Gump when he was recuperating from Vietnam.  Any words of wisdom for my fans?  Stay happy, do your best.
5 months ago   ( 2149 )
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fallenangelvictorious:

homeboyhoedown:

lontra-ohiensis:

still not over how much I love this

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

The modern Janus

5 months ago   ( 170157 )
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sarriane:

aniseandspearmint:

imposterogers:

there’s a new thor in town

Jack Black is a GIFT

taika is on the phone RIGHT NOW

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2amforpoets:

official-lucifers-child:

zanahoriabaila:

lgbt-tiktoks:

When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.

my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made

This is amazing.

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cowboyvamplikeme:

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the comments on this tiktok… the unity… the commitment to the bit…. women are so sexy


6 months ago   ( 76067 )
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castee-yel:

dean @ cas right before he went on a date:

[x]

7 months ago   ( 5717 )
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mrmeriwether:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

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Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

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