"Never again shall you thirst, for I am come to wet your mouth with wine and water, to quench your thirst with kisses. Words of Love from my own lips will serve as your oasis, and you shall never want for drink again."
Anonymous: "You know what I think would be a great fic? Cas learning how to make Dean happy but told as if it was a field guide to having a human boyfriend. Ie. Cas figuring out through trial and error how to keep this particular human happy. "
Day 1: Dean left the room immediately when I tried to bring up how he kissed me last night. Went out and bought him pie. He slapped my shoulder and called me “buddy”. I think this is progress.
Day 2: I tried calling him “buddy” and he got very confused and left the room, then came back fifteen minutes later and kissed me without a word. I haven’t seen him for the rest of the day.
Day 3: I tried calling him “buddy” again and he told me “please just stop” and didn’t kiss me. I think this is a bad approach and I will not try it again.
Day 3 Update: He just swung by and asked if I wanted to watch a movie despite the fact it is 2am. I think this is an invitation to his room.
Day 4: It was. I must find a way to repeat this encounter.
Day 5: After several unsuccessful attempts convinced Dean to sit and watch TV by promising the cowboy movie marathon was on. We made out for three hours instead of watching the movies. I have written down the TV schedule pertaining to cowboys on the next page for future reference.
etc etc
No one likes first person fic though. How do you Jane Goodall this from 3rd person?
Like David Attenborough!
*whispers* and here you see Dean Winchester in his natural habitat of a dirty warehouse full of monsters. … But what’s this? Castiel comes from around the corner. They meet eyes, and nod. No monsters here. … Dean takes Castiel’s hand and squeezes it tightly, a familiar ritual before they move into danger… Castiel pulls out his angel blade, the moment is over, and they resume the search for their prey…
Thanks, and now I will never unsee (or unhear) the entire story of Dean and Cas as the extended version of David Attenborough’s Trials of Life: Courting episode.
Dean: Sometimes I'm not sure, it's like sometimes...like you're not you Castiel: Tell him 'Remember in Purgatory? When you wouldn't let me go?' Asmodeus: *Cas voice* Remember in Purgatory when you wouldn't let me go? Dean: Yeah Castiel: I think about that every time I feel lost Asmodeus: I think about that every time I feel lost Castiel: You keep me grounded in every way possible Asmodeus: You keep me grounded in every way possible Castiel: Rescue me, he's a cartoonish imposter Asmodeus: Rescue me- Asmodeus: Hey wait! Dean: Cas? Asmodeus: Uh...um. Rescue me, take me in your arms, rescue me, I want your tender charm, 'Cause I'm lonely Dean: Eh? Asmodeus: I just really love that song Dean
