"Never again shall you thirst, for I am come to wet your mouth with wine and water, to quench your thirst with kisses. Words of Love from my own lips will serve as your oasis, and you shall never want for drink again."

isabellaphant:

tophatfloof:

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

nightwing1536:

captain-im-not-dead-yet:

credit goes to: tiktok account-@riskhappy, idk if she has a youtube channel or anything

anyway this is pretty funny so enjoy

I loved this

excuse-me-im-sorry:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

hunterbiden:

sorry i am on cindy’s side

me too

You’re laughing, Cindy was just possessed by his grandmother and you’re laughing

tockthewatchdog:

castee-yel:

images you should have in your camera roll….

aakgf46vbfd45vhij57vvn900:

its monday. lets get on it cunts

misha-moose-dean-burger-lover:

vacuously-true:

perdviv:

yvfu:

we’ll cross the water under the burned bridge when we get to it

you can burn a bridge when you come to it but you can’t make it drink

My how the horses have crumbled

oh, cry me a horse

benditlikekorra: