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“What about this one? Homo, or no homo?”

There was a clicking sound as Jeremy Carver turned on the projector and the screen was filled with a picture of two men gazing longingly at each other with a gentle sunset in the distance. 

The man sitting in front of the screen gazed up and chewed on his lower lip as he thought. 

“I’m going to go with ‘Homo’. Yeah. Those two look pretty homo." 

Jeremy shook his head in disappointment and clicked his tongue. “No. The correct answer is, ‘No Homo’.”

"But they—" 

"Next slide!”

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