"it's like being chained to a comet"

I follow as quillquiver.

"Never again shall you thirst, for I am come to wet your mouth with wine and water, to quench your thirst with kisses. Words of Love from my own lips will serve as your oasis, and you shall never want for drink again."

Anonymous:
"Hey Sammy! Guess what? We're gonna get one of the Canadian border guys coming down here to check us out! Five bucks says they send Constable Assbutt. Man, it oughta be Constable Stick-up-the-Assbutt! LOL! Hey, ol' man Rufus says the guy'll need a place to stay & he expects one of us to put him up while he's here. Kevin's mom said no, so I told them you've got room since Ruby 'ex'ed you & moved in with that skank Lilith last month. No need to thank me, that's what big brothers are for dude! - DW"

critters-have-feelings-too:

posse-magnet-guy:

critters-have-feelings-too:

Dean! I can’t believe you went ahead and did that without asking me! That is so wrong! Tell them no! And it was really none of anyone’s business about Ruby and her new gf! Really, what goes through your head sometimes? Jerk.

Bitch.

Ok, so I might’ve been slightly out of line in volunteering you without checking with you first, but you gotta admit, my place is a dump (as you keep reminding me) and Rufus has been yammering on about fostering better relations between our dept. and the Canucks, and sticking the guy in one of our border ‘no-tell motels’ isn’t exactly gonna give the guy a happy…well, not the kind of happy we’re aiming for, not that there’s anything wrong with the other kind, heh heh :D

And you do have the space, and…I kinda hate to see you all by your lonesome in that apartment, you said you weren’t really sleeping right since the skank left, so I thought win-win, ya know? Hey, anything that’ll stop your whining on ad nauseum about your feelings, ok? I figure the guy’s gotta be good for some environmental nerdgeek conversation to keep your mind off things.

So like the awesome big brother I am, I solved everyone’s problems in one fell swoop. 

I know, I’m just that good! :D

He said modestly.